For the babe that wants to stay in the cosmic know but on the go:

• real time text message updates that give you a heads up when some shit’s about to go down in the cosmos
• arrive to your phone when an astrological aspect is about to hit its peak
• short, sassy explanations complete with exact dates and times
• “chaos demon meter” lets you know the level of batshit to expect in a clear 1-5 chaos level rating (complete with hella cute  emojis)
• fucking funny
• informative af