TheVertex Experience Texting (New!)

From: $11.11 / month

For the babe that wants to stay in the cosmic know but on the go:

  • real time text message updates that give you a heads up when some shit’s about to go down in the cosmos
  • arrive to your phone when an astrological aspect is about to hit its peak
  • short, sassy explanations complete with exact dates and times
  • “chaos demon meter” lets you know the level of batshit to expect in a clear 1-5 chaos level rating (complete with hella cute 👹 emojis)
  • fucking funny
  • informative af

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